He won the science fair in the fourth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. T.S. Quint: What? You dumb bastard. And, I use that to f*** them some place very uncomfortable. Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up. Jay: [to Silent Bob] Fuck all that shit. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit. You hang out and act like you fucking live here. Quint: I was going to propose to her. I attack the structure Wolvie Berzerk style, and knock out the f***in' pin and bickety bam, the motherf***er is rubble. T.S. [the videotape of Shannon back-dooring Trica is playing on the big screen, with cheesy 70s porno music in background]Shannon Hamilton: Yeah, who's your favourite New Kid.

We tie you to the roof and... Wow. Brodie: Textbook closet case. . Brodie: [regarding Mr. Svenning] After all he's done to you, you should still kinda stick it to him. Brodie: Here you are now, a legend in the field, probably had a slew of woman since her. Quint: What the hell happened?Jay: The guy in the Easter bunny suit kicked his ass.Brodie: I had it coming.Jay: [to Silent Bob] Fuck all that shit. Quint: You know that guy?Gwen: I went out with him once after we dated.

Quint: Too bad I'm not trying to marry you. while he's still down] Sorry , Gwen. We're ducking Tricia 'cause she wants to talk to Obi-Wan here about her video setup.

Now get your fat ass up there. You knock this crossbeam out and fucking bickety-bam! I would look the same had I banged anyone in that elevator... present company excluded. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Quint: You're such an anal retentive bastard. Gil Hicks: Well, now, I'm not like Rush Limbaugh. Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most. Please don't go. I'm a girl, damn it !

The Easter bunny did this?

STANDS4 LLC, 2020. We need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen. [Silent Bob is trying to levitate a cigarette]T.S. T.S.

Snoogens. Okay Lunchbox, let's try this again. He won the science fair in the eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit. Kevin Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. Stan Lee: Oh yeah. Sophomore jinx hit hard in this second film by Kevin Smith, whose debut Clerks transcended the limits of its setting and budget to become something memorably funny. Brodie has now relocated the comic book store to the Esplanade Mall because the rent is cheaper.

Brodie: You know about this game show they got going on here? Rene: You took me where you went shopping, you jerk ! I wanna do girly things!

The Producers are entertained by Brodie's acting on stage that he is given hosting duties on The Tonight Show; with Rene being his band leader and being liked by his mother (who he was originally too frightened to introduce her to). Jay: Look who you're asking! Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. When are men going to learn that women want ROMANCE, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride...Brodie: Hey, now, be fair. Call me Donnie. Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass - or sticking my hand in it. Neetch. Jay: Silent Bob stole the schematics from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness just like the f***ing Death Star. : Meanwhile you yourself are left with a hand that smells like shit. After this, Brodie requests that his friend Tricia Jones retrieve footage of her having sex with Shannon. As a result of this incident, Jay and Silent Bob assault the mall's Easter Bunny, under the incorrect assumption that he attacked Brodie. In Reboot, Brodie says that Hollywood doesn't even make Squeakquels anymore.

from behind and accidentally elbows her in her chest and she falls to the ground in pain], T.S. Is this the kind of guy you wanna spend a vacation with, this hate-monger? Why?Jay: What else are we gonna do? Snoogens. Come on, Silent Bob. Let me give you a little secret, okay.

Jay: What else are we gonna do? Web.

So you shake hands with the guy, "Hello Mr. Svenning how have you been?". : What is your problem? Quint: Let's hope there is a next time. About a million things, but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand it all. I'd do it, but I pulled my back at humping your mom last night. Brodie: Some dude backstage. Remember this fucking face. Quoting Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Jay: You take a run at LaFours with a sock full of quarters. I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done you're not the same as before. Brodie: Are you nuts?! Why the hell are you glowing? - They're not there to work. Okay Lunchbox, let's try this again.

One: I don't like you. Brodie is later abducted and attacked by Shannon, who intends to have sex with Rene in a "very uncomfortable place".

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